John at Disney
There are peoplein this world – and you know who you are – who drink so much coffee that they can shoot back half a dozen espressos and fall asleep within 15 minutes.
Caffeine has become such a habitual visitor to their bloodstream that it would take a steady IV drip of java to even register sensation.
These people find a jumbo latte highly offensive, not just because you can buy a full meal for the same price, but because how dare all that milk dilute the sweet, sweet coffee at the bottom of the cup?
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